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These are all of the funny quotes and other completely random humourour things that I've heard. Enjoy!

In computer class one day:
 
Julie: No Josh, you can NOT look at porn on the Internet!
Mr. Roblin: Why should he be different from everybody else?
 
One day at Centerpoint:
 
"Whenever you make a bad joke, just make a joke about how bad that joke was, thereby making it funny in the end"  - Andrew
 
The truth about M&Ms:
 
"Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. Weather permitting."  - Andrew
 
Janet's yearbook entry to Wilbin:
 
"You sir, are an idiot. Love Janet"  - Janet
 
This happened about 1.5 years ago:
 
Me: LOOK BEHIND YOU! A 3-HEADED MONKEY!
*Ted and Barry turn around*
Barry: Heyyyy...... there's nothing here......
Ted: *shrugs* Let's just keep staring anyways
*They continue to stare for about a minute until I finally turn them around*
 
In Ms. Elso-Ponzo's Philosophy Class:
 
Ms. Elso-Ponzo: Can you really sing Elvis songs?
Michael B: Yes, are you going to make fun of me now?
Ms. Elso-Ponzo: No, no no no. Well, yes.

More coming soon!